Forget the on the pseudo-scholarly Holy Grail lectures and church-riling biblical theories — bring on the killer albino monks, cat-and-mouse chases, cutthroat clerics, secret societies and ritualistic ...
If the creepy, self-flagellating albino monk in The Da Vinci Code really wanted to suffer, he’d drop his flesh-shredding cat-o’-nine-tails, pick up a controller, and play The Da Vinci Code videogame.